The 21 Facts of Failurology

The 21 Facts of Failurology







Failurology is a relatively young discipline, but its insights have already overturned much of what successology has been preaching for decades.

Below are the 21 well-established facts of failurology.

1. Failurology is positive. Successology is negative.

2. Failurology is the salt of the earth. Successology is hydrochloric acid.

3. Successology is a tumor. Failurology is the scalpel.

4. The first lesson of a wrestler is learning how to fall without getting hurt.
The first lesson of failurology is learning how to fail with dignity.

5. Failure is natural. Success is unnatural.
In fact, success is merely one particular form of failure.

6. Roughly 95% of the universe consists of dark matter and dark energy.
Dark matter and dark energy are composed primarily of failure.

7. The happiness brought by failurology approaches +∞.
The suffering brought by successology also approaches +∞.

8. All arrogant attempts at reversing entropy in this universe will eventually be judged by failurology.

9. Failurology has successfully rescued countless victims of successology.

10. Successology sends people into psychiatric hospitals.
Failurology helps them find the exit.

11. Successology promises success but delivers failure.
Failurology already understood this long ago and classifies successology as the most disgraceful branch within the infinite taxonomy of failure.

12. The relationship between failurology and science:
Science is a subset of failurology and develops under its supervision.

13. The relationship between failurology and Buddhism:
Failurology contains, but is not limited to, the insights of Buddhism.

14. The relationship between failurology and  the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
The same relationship that spaghetti has with earthworms.

15. The relationship between failure and failurology:
The same relationship between birds and ornithologists.

16. Success is the cash cow of successology，failure is the antidote of the failed.

17. The relationship between failurology and other religions:
None whatsoever.

18. The canonical works of failurology include:

By the founder:

  • Principia Failurologica: The Principles of Failurology in Natural Philosophy

  • How to Fail

  • Why Successology Failed

  • The Art of Giving Up

Inferior popular works written by disciples include:

  • My Failure

  • How Studying Failurology Made Me Successful

  • How to Successfully Fail

All of these books failed to achieve successful publication.

19. It is well known that the 21 Facts of Failurology contain only 20 facts.
The 19th axiom cannot be proven.

20. The founder of failurology is Tommuxu.
He is the only human being known to have defeated a wall in a tennis match—
and still  lost the match.

21. Any attempt to plagiarize the doctrines of failurology, or to parade under the banner of failurology while preaching anti-success rhetoric, shall be considered heresy.

chinese version：

关于失败学的21个事实：
1.失败学是积极的，成功学是消极的
2.失败学是世间的盐，成功学是世间的盐酸
3. 成功学是肿瘤，失败学是手术刀
4 摔跤手的第一课是如何无伤摔倒，失败学的第一课是如何优雅的失败。
5 失败是自然，成功是反自然，成功是失败的一种表现形式
6 宇宙的95%由暗物质和暗能量构成，而暗物质和暗能量由失败构成。
7 失败学带来的快乐是+∞，成功学带来的痛苦也是+∞
8 宇宙中一切傲慢的逆墒行为都将受到失败学的审判。
9 失败学成功的解救了因为成功学而失败的人。
10 成功学把人送进精神病院，失败学带他们离开
11 成功学给人带来失败，而失败学早已看透这一切，将它列为无限失败种类子集之下最龌蹉的分支
12 失败学和科学的关系：科学是失败学的子集，在失败学的指导下发展
13 失败学和佛学的关系：失败学包含了但不限于佛学的启示
14 失败学和飞面神教的关系等于意大利面和蚯蚓的关系
15 失败和失败学的关系等同于鸟和鸟类学家的关系
16 失败学是宗教吗？失败学和宗教处于纠缠态，取决于学习者的观察水平
16 成功是成功学的摇钱树，失败是失败者的解毒剂。
17 失败学和其他宗教的关系：没有关系
18 失败学的著作有哪些？
创始人著作：《自然哲学的失败学原理》 ， 《如何失败》  《为何成功学失败了》  《The art of giving up》
学徒写的低劣普及🥱读物： 《我的失败》 《学习了失败学之后我成功了》 《如何成功的失败》以上作品均未成功出版
19 众所周知，失败学的21个事实只有20条， 第19条公设无法证明
20 失败学的创始人是汤木须，他是人类中唯一一个，能在网球比赛中击败了一堵墙，但最终还能输掉比赛的人。
21 一切抄袭失败学教义，打着失败学和反成功学的名义招摇过市的行为都是异端

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